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			<title>What to do with telemarketers</title>
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			<description>Worry them:

1. Have you seen my hamster? Oh no! Do you know how to get a hamster out of a drain? Let me turn on a light...&quot; then turn on the garbage disposal and scream &quot;NOOOOOOOOOOO&quot; until they hang up. (variation: Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender. Later, tell them they were wrong. )



2. When they are giving their description of the product, ring your door bell...go back to the phone and say can you hang on a second... and pretend there  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 19:27:48 GMT</pubDate>
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